I pushed him into the hay and he got suck.
yeah harry what the fuck
Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.
thats the reasest shit
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ITS MOTHERFUCKIN JULY
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo
Dedicates whole life around a show that has five minute episodes
this is always my top post. it never changes. i switch through month/year/week and it’s always this post. paul mccartney just continues to stare over his balcony. he always keeps the same grumpy look on his face. it never wavers. he is so disappointed in me. i’ve let him down
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”
everybodys got a water buffalo
stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing
you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly