pillow-bunny:

I pushed him into the hay and he got suck.

pillow-bunny:

I pushed him into the hay and he got suck.

damedonger:

yeah harry what the fuck

damedonger:

yeah harry what the fuck

jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

ITS MOTHERFUCKIN JULY

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

fartgallery:

no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo

alfredfserket:

Dedicates whole life around a show that has five minute episodes

the-goddamazon:

nelliwolfram:

Cutie and the Beast

The last one is my favorite <3 

MY HEART

oldpaul:

this is always my top post. it never changes. i switch through month/year/week and it’s always this post. paul mccartney just continues to stare over his balcony. he always keeps the same grumpy look on his face. it never wavers. he is so disappointed in me. i’ve let him down

oldpaul:

this is always my top post. it never changes. i switch through month/year/week and it’s always this post. paul mccartney just continues to stare over his balcony. he always keeps the same grumpy look on his face. it never wavers. he is so disappointed in me. i’ve let him down

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

lalondes:

looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly

 

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