okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
♪ strums guitar ♪ why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices
Such fierce. Very battle.
Snake: I SHALL VANQUISH THEE, VAST FURRY SNAKE!
Cat: wtf are you even doing, tiny tube monster?
OMG ITS SO CUTE I CAN’T
TINY TUBE MONSTER
"yo pass me the weed",
I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross
wow seaweed’s got some haters
For all you gross cop apologists + people who haven’t been keeping up:
when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
Frogfish are a variety of anglerfish that make up the family Antennariidae and can be found in tropical and subtropical waters.
They spend most of their time on the sea floor waiting for prey, which consists primarily of crustaceans and other fish. It begins to quietly stalk the prey by walking along the floor using its pectoral fins. When it is ready to strike, it rapidly opens its mouth to twelve times larger than normal, sucking up water and the fish.
These frogfish typically have many projections coming off of their body, which helps give the frogfish camouflage.
Image credit: Paul Rudder
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"